My Coaching

So, What the F is Coaching?

The first thing we need to clear up is I AM a coach NOT a therapist!

We do NOT live in the past. We live in the present to work towards the goal of building your confidence and a fulfilling life now and in the future!

I am NOT going to listen to all the reasons why mommy, daddy, Aunt Shirley and Billy Bob the bully from down the street are the reasons behind your actions!

I am NOT going to give you advice and tell you what to do! That would be too easy! I am going to challenge you to find the answers already hiding in your beautiful mind. 

What is my style of coaching you ask?

“Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.” (Thank you, Dolly! IYKYK.) You will be seen when you cry and uplifted with a dirty joke and words of affirmation.

You will get a smack in the face with bluntness and supported with the warmth of a good hug.  Anything less than that would be disrespectful.

Me and Cooper the road-trip monkey ready for another adventure!

We will discover how those asshole saboteurs are invading your mind and kicking their asses with the super hero or drag queer or dyke on a bike or whatever that guiding light that lives inside you. 

I will ask you hard questions that make you think in uncomfortable, challenging and beautiful ways.

You will learn all that experience that you have pushed down are the steps to a more fabulous you.

Don’t we all want to live a fabulous life?

You’re curious and decided to swipe right on your relationship with yourself

I LOVE THAT! This is an important first step. 

Your next step? Let’s get a little taste of how we would work together in this personal confidence relationship through an initial phone date. We’ll get to know each other a little bit and decide if we want to move forward. It’s all confidential, so I keep everything hush hush just between you and me. 

If after this call, we both consent (isn’t consent sexy?), then here’s what’s next. 

All dates are hour-long conversations over the phone twice a month, unless otherwise discussed and planned.

We have several initial “get to know you” calls where we discover what makes you, YOU on a deeper level.  

Now, we are on speed dial and getting into the true work of this relationship. 

What’s getting in the way of YOU seeing the awesome human you are? 

Together, we goal-set, dream-catch, and saboteur-squash in a journey of self-discovery and personal growth.

And then finally, BOOM you’re there. You have a deeper relationship with yourself. This relationship creates a positive impact in all of the other relationships around you. Work. Play. Money. Sex. Magic. All of them will feel the impact!

You KNOW yourself in a way you didn’t before. You RECOGNIZE when you are getting in your own way.  And you CHOOSE the best path forward as the authentic, confident BAD ASS BITCH you are!

Me being there for my puppy, Loaf, like I'll be there for you!

Ready to Be the baddest bitch in the room?

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